my head is going explode
Oh my goodness. I have NEVER been so hung over in my life. This morning I woke up and could barely move. I've been drunk numerous times but never this bad. I needed medication and to just sleep the day away.
Yesterday was Crystal's bacchlorette party. We had fun. We made t-shirts to wear out to the bars, we had glo-sticks, we had leis, we had a bouquet of suckers for suck-for-a-buck, we drank before we left the house, Kassy and Crystal rode the bull, and I danced with a complete stranger who made me feel his ass. We went to many bars and talked to many guys whose reaction to an attractive girl getting married was more along the lines of, "so you're never gonna have sex again, that sucks." And all this time I thought you got to have sex once you got married. Oh wait, that's just me...
I had a blast, but there is a reason that I don't go out and drink like that very often. All of Sunday was pretty much spent sleeping, trying to sleep, or sitting in the dark wishing I was still asleep. Ahh, that memories I will have for years and years of Crystal's send off into wedded bliss. And we still have a week to get everything organized for the actual ceremony. Man, I love my friends but there's a good reason you only get married once.
Yesterday was Crystal's bacchlorette party. We had fun. We made t-shirts to wear out to the bars, we had glo-sticks, we had leis, we had a bouquet of suckers for suck-for-a-buck, we drank before we left the house, Kassy and Crystal rode the bull, and I danced with a complete stranger who made me feel his ass. We went to many bars and talked to many guys whose reaction to an attractive girl getting married was more along the lines of, "so you're never gonna have sex again, that sucks." And all this time I thought you got to have sex once you got married. Oh wait, that's just me...
I had a blast, but there is a reason that I don't go out and drink like that very often. All of Sunday was pretty much spent sleeping, trying to sleep, or sitting in the dark wishing I was still asleep. Ahh, that memories I will have for years and years of Crystal's send off into wedded bliss. And we still have a week to get everything organized for the actual ceremony. Man, I love my friends but there's a good reason you only get married once.
